Penton: Sorry, Bruins fans - no Cup for you
By Bruce Penton
The six-month regular season of the National Hockey League has already determined the league’s best team (Boston Bruins), but it will take two months of playoffs to determine what team’s name will be engraved on the Stanley Cup.
Sorry, Boston fans, it won’t be the Bruins. Not as long as the President’s Trophy curse continues.
For nine straight years, the team that racked up the most points during the 82-game regular season has failed to win Lord Stanley’s mug. How Boston is going to lose this year is a mystery, because the Bruins are solid up front, on defence and in goal. However, you can’t argue with curses.
So who will do the celebrating come mid-June, when the Stanley Cup final wraps up? Here are 10 teams with a chance:
10. Dallas Stars — Can’t count out the team with the best goal differential in the Western Conference.
9. Toronto Maple Leafs — Goaltending, not very reliable all year, could suddenly get hot, and with the Matthews-Marner-Tavares-Nylander offence, the Leafs could go on a run.
8. Los Angeles Kings — Something about the Kings says surprising underdog. Coach Todd McLellan has lots of scoring punch with the likes of Kopitar, Kempe, Arvidsson, Fiala and Danault.
7. Vegas Golden Knights — Jack Eichel is a stud and the Golden Knights play a perfect playoff style of in-your-face hockey. But has goalie Jonathan Quick lost some of his quickness?
6. New Jersey Devils — The Devils are in the playoffs for only the second time in 10 years. All those bad years led to solid-gold draft picks (Jack Hughes, Nico Hischier, etc.) and now it’s dividend-paying time.
5. Minnesota Wild: No Kaprizov, no problem. Wild have a potential Conn Smythe trophy winner in goalie Filip Gustavsson.
4. Edmonton Oilers — Strongest top-five forward combination in the league (McDavid, Draisaitl, Nugent-Hopkins, Hyman, Kane) will take them a long way.
3. New York Rangers — Owners of a stellar goal differential (Boston leads that category by a mile) and a team with few holes. Panarin, Kreider, Trocheck and Zibanejad lead the offence. Adding Vladimir Tarasenko and Patrick Kane at the trade deadline didn’t hurt.
2. Colorado Avalanche — If everyone’s finally healthy, the likes of MacKinnon, Rantanan and Makar can generate enough goals to defend their title, and Alexandar Georgiev’s goaltending is a strength.
1. Carolina Hurricanes — Were it not for the historic season the Bruins are having, Carolina’s extraordinary campaign (.715 winning percentage at the end of March) would be the talk of the hockey world. The ’Canes have the league’s best coach in Rod Brind’Amour and his team is loaded up front (Aho, Terevainen, Necas, Jarvis, Stastny) and on the blue line (Burns, Slavin, Pesce, Gostisbehere).
Colorado-Carolina Stanley Cup final? Or will the Bruins overcome the President’s Trophy curse?
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Pro golfer Jim Furyk, on the scariest shot at Augusta National: “If you happen to hit it in the water at 12, the drop is much tougher than the original shot. I’ll go with the third shot at 12.”
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