Dad’s Words of Wisdom

For all the fathers out there, how many of these have you said…

1. Don’t ask me, ask your mother.

2. Were you raised in a barn? Close the door.

3. You didn’t beat me. I let you win.

4. Don’t worry. It’s only blood.

5. Don’t you know any normal boys?

6. Coffee will stunt your growth.

7. A little dirt never hurt anyone, just wipe it off..

8. You call that a haircut?

9. “Hey” is for horses.

10. This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.

11. Turn off those lights. Do you think I am made of money? You call that noise “music”?

12. We’re not lost. I’m just not sure where we are.