Happy Mother’s Day: Mom - isms

Ever hear your mom say this?

• Be good

• Close the door we don’t live in a barn.

• Are you going out dressed like that?

• Beds are NOT made for jumping on.

• Did you clean your room?

• Call me when you get there, just so I know you made it, okay.

• As long as you live under my roof you’ll do as I say.

• Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident.

• A little birdy told me.

• Did you brush your teeth?

• Clean up after yourself!

• Did you flush?

• Answer me when I ask you a question.

• Did you comb Your Hair?

• Are your hands broken, pick it up, I’m not your maid.

• Cupcakes are not for breakfast!

• It’s like I’m talking to a brick wall!

• Do you think I’m made of money!