Top 10 Misheard Song Lyrics

#10 – “Africa” by Toto
Misheard: I left my brains down in Africa
Real: I bless the rains down in Africa

#9 – “Losing My Religion” by R.E.M.
Misheard: Let’s pee in the corner, let’s pee in the spotlight
Real: That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight

#8 – “Dancing Queen” by ABBA
Misheard: See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen
Real: See that girl, watch that scene, diggin’ the dancing queen

#7 – “Paranoid” by Black Sabbath
Misheard: I tell you to end your life, I wish I could but it’s too late
Real: I tell you to enjoy life, I wish I could but it’s too late

#6 – “Everytime You Go Away” by Paul Young (originally by Hall & Oates)
Misheard: Every time you go away, take a piece of meat with you
Real: Every time you go away, take a piece of me with you

#5 – “Bad Moon Rising” by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Misheard: There’s a bathroom on the right
Real: There’s a bad moon on the rise

#4 – “Blinded by the Light” by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band (originally by Bruce Springsteen)
Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night
Real: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

#3 – “Beast of Burden” by The Rolling Stones
Misheard: I’ll never leave your pizza burning
Real: I’ll never be your beast of burden

#2 – “Tiny Dancer” by Elton John
Misheard: Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Real: Hold me closer, tiny dancer

#1 – “Purple Haze” by Jimi Hendrix
Misheard: ‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy
Real: ‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky