Weird News: Amazon has EVERYTHING
It’s Come to This
We all know that Amazon has EVERYTHING, which apparently now includes ready-to-assemble homes, the Mirror reported on Nov. 5. Content creator Nathan Graham ordered the compact home, which showed up in the signature smiley-arrow box. He spent about $39,000, which included a bathroom, kitchen, windows and furniture. The metal home just needed to be unfolded and snapped into place to be livable. “This thing is so easy to build,” Graham said. But another customer was less impressed -- at only 5-feet-8, he said he could touch the ceilings. “I’m actually going to Airbnb it,” he said. Just to short people?
Awwwww!
Perhaps it was wedding day jitters for father of the bride Neil Crossley, 60, People magazine reported on Nov. 5. As Crossley sped down the aisle in Yorkshire, England, and arrived at the altar, he realized something was missing: his daughter, the bride. “It was just pure miscommunication between my dad and the staff,” Amy Totty, the bride, said. A staff member followed him down the aisle and guided him back to his daughter as the congregation and family had a good laugh. “It was a special moment none of us will forget,” Totty said.
The Passing Parade
A resort in the Philippines has unveiled its new 15-room hotel, which businessman Ricardo Cano Gwapo Tan said he wanted to have a “wow factor that can really leave a footprint of admiration to the public,” United Press International reported on Nov. 5. The building is shaped like a rooster -- in fact, it’s the world’s largest building in the shape of a chicken, according to Guinness World Records, at 114 feet, 7 inches tall. Tan said the rooster’s shape is a tribute to the local culture. “It looks calm and commanding, imposing and strong, which reflects the attitude of our people,” he said.
Irony
William Hoesch, 71, filed a lawsuit on Oct. 24 against Columbia River (Oregon) Fire & Rescue, the New York Post reported. Hoesch alleges that in October 2022, as he rode his bike through Rainier, an ambulance slammed into him, breaking his nose and destroying his bike, then billed him nearly $2,000 for the ride to the hospital. The driver, who was moving at less than 10 mph, heard a thump and then rushed the biker to the hospital. Hoesch also incurred about $100,000 in medical expenses and suffers from permanent injuries such as “decreased range of motion” and “reduced grip.” He is seeking almost $1 million for pain and suffering, along with coverage of his medical bills.
Ewwwww!
In October in Sydney, Australia, beachgoers were confronted with mysterious black balls that had washed up on the beaches, CNN reported. Authorities closed the beaches and assumed the balls were unrefined oil from a spill. Now, scientists at the University of New South Wales have discovered what exactly the balls are -- and it’s not pretty. The orbs are mini “fatbergs” -- human feces, methamphetamine, human hair, fatty acids and food waste, among other gross ingredients. “They smell worse than anything you’ve ever smelt,” said lead investigator Jon Beves. The EPA guesses that the bergs came from “a source that releases mixed waste,” but “testing has not been able to confirm their exact origin.” Bleh.