A few jokes for Spring

How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.

Does February like March?
No, but April May

When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers

What season is it best to go on a trampoline?
Spring time

What do you call a rabbit with flees?
Bugs Bunny

What goes up when the rain goes down?
Umbrellas

What month of the year is the shortest?
May (only 3 letters)

Name a bow that can’t be tied.
A rainbow

What’s Irish and comes out in Spring?
Paddy O’Furniture

Where will you be in five years?
I don’t know. I don’t have 2020 vision.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
She always ran away from the ball.

Why was the bee mad?
You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.