
Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.
I've heard nothing since.

Kim Gartner, MLA for KINDERSLEY - BIGGAR
Constituency Office: Unit 5, 1001 Main St. PO Box 2620, Kindersley, SK S0L 1S0. Phone: 306-463-4446. kgartnermla@outlook.com.
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Funny Business: Chocolate bars
Doug and Ernie entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking around, Doug stole 3 chocolate bars.
Funny Stories: Grandpa Pee
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
A Few Good Jokes: Houdini Trap Door
For a while, the magician Houdini used a trap door for every show he did. It was just a stage he was going through.
A Few Jokes: The Crepes
I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France. I left. The place was giving me the crepes.
Funny Stories: Wearing Glasses
Always self conscious of his lack of ears, whenever Bob would interview a future employee, he would ask them “what do you notice different about me?”.
Funny Story: What is a Machine?
During an Engineering Class, the Teacher asks, “What is a Machine?”
Really Great Terrible Jokes: Hard to Find
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn’t work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
Funny Stories: A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring a dog in here!” The man replies, “But this dog can talk!”