What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
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Funny Stories: Vending Machine
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
A Few Great Jokes: Lance-a-lot
Lance isn’t that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called Lance-a-lot.
Funny Business: Red Shirt
There’s this mighty sailing ship, a British frigate, cruising the Seven Seas, and one day the lookout shouts down from the crow’s nest…
Funny Stories: For the sick
Little Bob went with his mom to church every Sunday. One morning in the middle of the service Bob complained that he was feeling a bit queasy and was afraid he was going to throw up.
Bad, Very Terrible, Very Short Jokes
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
A Few Fun Jokes: Sensitive Heart
A man wasn’t feeling well so he went to the doctor. After examining him the doctor took his wife aside, and said, “your husband has a very sensitive heart.
Lots of Pun
Engineers have made a car that can run on mint. Hopefully, they can make buses and trains run on thyme.
Funny Stories: Peeing in the refrigerator
The doctor says, “Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”