Back-to-school Groaners
What will happen if you swallow a book of synonyms?
“You’ll get thesaurus throat you ever had.”
What is blue and not heavy?
“Light blue.”
Why did the M&M go to school?
“Because he wanted to be a Smartie.”
Why do magicians do well at school?
“They’re good at trick questions.”
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?
“She had really bright students.”
What is the snake’s favourite subject?
“Hissssstory.”
How do bees get to school?
“On the school buzz.”
Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory?
“Because you can’t concentrate.”
How can you make seven even?
“By taking away the S.”
What’s a maths teacher’s favourite dessert?
“Pi.”
