Bad, Very Terrible, Very Short Jokes

• We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea. It runs in our jeans.

• Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.

• I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.

• Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

• My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.

• I called a psychic once. She asked who was on the line, so I hung up.

• I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.

• My cat ate two robins laying in the sun. He loves baskin’ robins.

• The best time to make a dentist appointment is at tooth-hurty.

• My doctor told me to get into shape. He should know ‘round’ is a shape.

• A cow with no legs is ground beef.