Barbecue and Grill Jokes

My best friend went to prison because he kept stealing things from people’s gardens.
He was just released but my wife told me not to invite him to our BBQ next week. I feel a bit bad. I hope he doesn’t take a fence.

Nobody throws a BBQ as good as me.
My record is 21 feet.

I heard they just opened a BBQ restaurant near the top of Mt. Everest.
Careful though, the steaks are high.

Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.
I can’t decide whether to grill chicken breasts or chicken thighs. I guess I’ll just wing it.
At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium-rare steak for my boss, and he said, “I like it well done!”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”

Before every barbecue, I tell myself I’ll eat healthy and stick to the salads.
But then my plan takes a turn for the wurst.

Someone threw a grill at my face.
The attack made headlines.

You can imagine my surprise when I saw James Bond making burgers in the park.
I guess he had a license to grill.

Why do you never BBQ on your roof?
The steaks are too high!

What’s a librarians favorite thing to bring to a BBQ?
A shush kebab

Bob’s first day in heaven
God: You’re about to get your wings!
Bob: Lemon pepper or BBQ ?
God: Get out.

Did’ya hear about the BBQ pitmaster who got a really bad massage?
It was all his fault though, he asked for a “Dry Rub.”

What happened to the cannibal that showed up late for BBQ?
He got the cold shoulder.