Biker Wisdom...

• Don’t lead the pack unless you know where you’re going.

• Beware the rider who says the bike never breaks down.

• Don’t argue with an 18-wheeler.

• A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel.

• If you can’t get it going with bungee cords and electrician’s tape, it’s serious.

• If you ride like there’s no tomorrow, there won’t be.

• Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

• Gray-haired riders don’t get that way from pure luck.

• There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders.

• Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won’t save your butt from “road rash” if you go down.

• Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling.

• Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

• There are those who have crashed and there is those that will crash.

• Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

• Ride as if your life depended on it!

• Learning to ride at 41 is better than never learning to ride at all!