Camping: Mosquitoes find me delicious
“Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.” – Anonymous
“Just Another Coffee Drinker With A Camping Problem” – Anonymous
“I haven’t been camping since I was a kid, but I do know mosquitoes find me delicious.” – Mitch Hedberg
“Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.” – Dave Barry
“A bad day camping is still better than a good day working.” – Anonymous
“Camping is the art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower, and flush toilet.”
“Camping is not a date; it’s an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.” – Yvonne Prinz
“Camping – because therapy is expensive.”
“Welcome To Our Campsite Where Friends And Marshmallows Get Toasted At The Same Time” – Anonymous
“Why did the mosquito go to the tent? To find its blood type.” – Anonymous
“Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest Wi-Fi signal.” – Anonymous