Coffee Jokes & Puns That Will Surely Perk You Up
No big surprise that we are huge coffee lovers here and we’ll always jump on the chance to ‘stir things up’ with a fun coffee joke or pun.
What’s the opposite of coffee? Sneezy.
What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee? – A mugging!
How is divorce like an Espresso? – It’s expensive and bitter.
What do gossiping pots do? Spill the beans.
How did the hipster burn their tongue? – They drank their coffee before it was cool.
What do you call a cow who’s just given birth? – De-calf-inated.
What is a bean’s favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving? Roast.
Why did the kangaroo stop drinking his cup of coffee? It made him too jumpy. What did the coffee say to their date? Hey there, hot stuff!
What did the coffees say before their night out? Let’s stir up some trouble!
What do baristas say to their least-favorite customers? You mocha me crazy!
How are coffee beans like teenagers? – They are always getting grounded.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
Where do birds go for a cup of joe? To the NESTcafe.
How does an IT guy drink coffee? He installs Java.
What did the coffee say about its late assignment? Better latte than never!