Construction Jokes that Really Nail It!
You guys wanna hear a construction joke? Hold on, I’m working on it.
While constructing a house, which building has the least weight? A lighthouse.
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A Crane.
Why must you avoid telling a joke to a window? Because it will crack up.
Why did it take so long for the construction worker to propose? He was building up to it.
How do people react when they see a lousy electrician? They usually are very shocked.
What kind of criticism do architectural critics give? They give constructive criticism.
Why did the painter come to work wearing two jackets on a sunny day? Because the head constructor advised him to always put two coats.
How many construction workers are needed to change a single lightbulb? Five. One will change it while the other four will hold the ladder steady.
Did you know that the Pentagon was originally supposed to be an Octagon? It’s true, but the contractor just kept cutting corners.
What was the most groundbreaking invention? It had to be the jackhammer.
What similarity do you find between a volleyball player and a carpenter? Both are equally known for liking hammer spikes.
Why did the nosey roofer do such a bad job? He kept eavesdropping.
How do you know if you have an issue with carpenter ants? There are tiny beer cans scattered all over the site.