Easter Jokes to Crack You Up

1. Why was the Easter egg hiding from everyone? He was inherently a little chicken.

2. Why was a small girl so upset after her family egg hunt? She was sad because an egg beater.

3. Why did the unemployed egg want to go to the hair salon so badly? She was in dire need of a dye-job.

4. Why did the townspeople have to call an ambulance after someone told an egg a joke? After listening to the joke, he cracked up.

5. What would you call a mischievous egg that gets in lots of trouble? A practical yolker.

6. Why was the Easter egg so concerned about the upcoming weekend? He hated Fry-days.

7. Why couldn't the Easter egg mow the lawn after Easter brunch? He felt eggs-auhsted.