Eggsellent Easter Jokes

• What do you call a dancing chick? Poultry in motion.

• What kind of hotel rooms do chocolate bunnies reserve? Sweets.

• How does the Easter Bunny deliver all those eggs in one night? I don’t know, but it’s probably Easter said than done.

• What does the Easter Bunny order at Starbucks? Eggs-presso.

• How did the Easter Bunny get his job? He had eggs-perience.

• Why doesn’t anyone want to be an Easter egg? Because they’re always dye-ing.

• How does the Easter Bunny stay cool in the summer? He’s got hare-conditioning.

• Why did the Easter Bunny stay home from school? He was having a bad hare day.

• What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip hop.

• Did you hear about the Easter Bunny engagement? The ring was 14 carrots.