Funny Graduation Quotes
You have committed the grave tactical blunder of acquiring enough university credits to graduate. So now you’re leaving college and embarking on the greatest adventure - and the biggest challenge - of your young lives: moving back in with your parents.
- Dave Barry
If you majored in fine arts or philosophy, you have good reason to be worried. The only place you are now really qualified to get a job is in Ancient Greece.
- Conan O’Brien
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
- Gary Bolding
My son just graduated from high school and got accepted into college without, so far as I could see, ever getting out of bed in the daytime.
- Bruce Cameron
It’s tough out there, but if you take your education and apply yourselves, you will eventually succeed in finding.....an unpaid internship!
- Dan Wasserman
You may have graduated, but you’re not finished with Show and Tell. That’s what class reunions are for.
- Melanie White