Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids

Q: How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!

Q: What song do vampires hate?
A: You Are My Sunshine!

Q: How do you open the door to a haunted house?
A: With a skeleton key.

Q: What do you call a skeleton that sits around all day?
A: A lazy bone.

Q: What is the first sign your house is haunted?
A: Your sheets are missing.

Q: Who was the best dancer at the Halloween party?
A: The Boogieman.