Funny Stories for Spring
A fellow comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn’t include Tom O’Brien in the games anymore.
The husband asks, “Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?”
“Of course I wouldn’t,” replies the wife.
“Well,” says the husband, “neither would Tom O’Brien.”
“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said John. “Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?” “My mother?” my wife said. “I thought she was your mother.”
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?” “Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”