Funny stories: Moles and Tires
So, there was a family of moles. They decided to leave their burrow to smell the spring air.
The father mole poked his head out first and sniffed, “I smell lavender.” he says
The mother mole poked her head out as well and said, “You’re right dear, I smell it too.”
Their son couldn’t fit through the burrow entrance and said, “Well, all I smell is molasses.”
4 college students are having a great time on spring break.
So they decide to spend an extra week away from class. One of the students calls his professor, and says “prof, we are stuck in Daytona beach. We won’t be able to make it back in time for exams because the tire on our car blew. We need to get it fixed before we head back”.
The prof says “no problem. Your safety comes first. Do what you need to, and when you get back the four of you can write the exam at that point”.
So the students live it up for another week. Drinking. Partying. Etcetera.
When they get back to school a week later, the prof welcomes them, sits them each in different rooms, and hands them the exam.
When they turn the page over to start writing, they find their exams have only one question: “which tire?”
