Funny stories: Valentines and skunks
Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes.
By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so he asked the man why he was sending all those cards.
The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”
“But why?” asked Mike.
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure! They are very scent-imental.
What did one light bulb say to the other? I love you a whole watt!
What do pickles say on Valentine’s day? Will you be Brine!
What did one boat say to the other boat? Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
What do Italians say to each other on Valentine’s Day? You’ve got a pizza my heart.
Why are we like chips and avocados? You guac my world!
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
How do werewolves send Valentines? By hair-mail!
What did the cucumber say to the pickle? You mean a great dill to me.
What do you call a very small Valentine? A Valen-tiny!