Golf Bumper Stickers

• When I die, bury me on the golf course, so my husband will visit.

• I have spent most of my life golfing, the rest I have just wasted.

• My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.

• If I hit it right, it’s a slice. If I hit it left, it‘s a hook. If I hit it straight, it’s a miracle.

• Doctor says take my iron every day.

• May The Course be with you.

• I may be a Shank-O-Potamas, but at least I’m Golfing