Hee Haw Hootenanny: Country Jokes
I don’t like country music ... but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’.
— Bob Newhart
A country music star and a renown chemist fell in love, got married, and quickly became pregnant with triplets. When the three girls were born, the happy parents decided to name them ... Jolyne, Jolene, and Jolane
What do you get when you play a country music record backwards?
You get you wife back, your truck back, your dog back ...
Surprisingly John Deere wasn’t a country music fan... He preferred Mowtown.
I am friends with a farmer and his windmill. One likes country music while the other is a big metal fan.
There were once two brothers that happened to be boll weavels. They lived in Nashville, TN and both loved country music. One brother desired more than just to destroy crops and listen to the radio, so he learned to play guitar. He got so good, he became a successful country music star. Fame and fortune were no longer a stranger to him. His brother went to school, where he met his wife, and became a CPA and found a modest job at a local tax firm. The locals often say he is the lesser of two weavels.
