Jokes About the Human Body
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? A chill pill.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
What is it called when you can’t sleep but eat all night instead? Insomnomnomnia.
“Doctor, Doctor! My son just swallowed a roll of film!” “Let’s hope nothing develops!”
I just had a successful liver transplant operation. That surgeon really de-livered!
Why do your heart, liver, and lungs all fit in your body? Because they are well organized.
Why are pediatricians always agitated? Because they have little patients!
The plague, the flu, and common cold walk into the room. I asked, “What is this? Some kind of sick joke?”
The doctor told a patient, “You have acute appendicitis.” The patient replied, “Is that better than an ugly one?”
What is the medical name for owning too many dogs? A roverdose.
I tried playing hide and seek in the hospital, but they kept finding me in the ICU.
It takes some guts to be an organ donor.
You can hear the blood in your veins if you listen varicosely.
I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out.
Never lie to an X-ray technician. They can see right through you.