Living In Today’s World

  • You tried to enter your password on the microwave.

  • You now think of three espressos as “getting wasted.”

  • You haven’t played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

  • You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

  • You text your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he texts you back “What’s for dinner?”

  • Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

  • You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven’t spoken to your next door neighbour yet this year.

  • You didn’t give your Valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via a web page.

  • Your daughter just downloaded in one click all the records your college roommate used to play.

  • You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.

  • Your grandmother clogs up your email Inbox, asking you to send her JPEG files of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.

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