News You Can Use: Animal Antics
Creme de la Weird
Mary Jacobs, 77, of Newmarket, England, tried to sell her prized collection of bedpans at auction in July, the Suffolk News reported on July 29, but there were no takers. Jacobs said she started collecting bedpans in 1984: “I just wanted to collect something different,” she said. “It snowballed from there.” Now, with 160 unique items, she’s run out of room to store them. The rarest ones are those with odd shapes, she noted. She’s hoping to find a new home for them: “They’re clean, washed and in fantastic condition.”
Saw That Coming
Homeowners’ associations seem to aspire to be the group versions of “Karens.” To wit: The Wildernest Home Owners Association in Summit County, Colorado, called the sheriff’s office in late July to tattle on a kids’ lemonade stand that they said was blocking the road. When officers arrived, KKTV reported, they found the kids were not blocking the road, “but did ask them to move back from the road a few feet for their safety,” police said. “The original reporting parties came out and began yelling at the children, claiming they were on private property ... (but officers) determined the property was shared HOA property and because the children’s parents are part of the HOA, they had a right to be there,” the report went on. Kids 1, HOA 0.
Animal Antics
When Alicia Mastroianni left for work in Brighton, Massachusetts, on July 15, she found her car covered in scratches and a note, she told WBZ-TV. The note was from a neighbor, who wrote, “I just watched and recorded a massive turkey attack your car for over 15 minutes. Sorry you were the target of this turkey rage.” “All sides of my car were messed up,” Mastroianni said. The Massachusetts Environmental Police said turkey attacks aren’t rare anymore in the area. One reason for the assaults is that the birds see their own reflection in the car’s surface and attack. They recommend covering your car or yelling to scare turkeys away.
What’s in a Name?
On July 22, when officers noticed a white van on the I-5 near Weed, California, that kept swerving out of its lane, they engaged their lights and sirens -- and it still took almost 3 miles for the van to pull over, KOBI-TV reported. Inside the van, they found 1,021 rooted marijuana plants, which, according to driver Yung Fai Sze, 53, were on their way to Oregon. However, Sze did not have the proper documentation from the California Department of Cannabis Control, so he was arrested and charged with illegal transportation and possession of marijuana.