Punny Christmas Jokes

Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much? She sleighs.

What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers? Truth or deer.

What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle? It must have reindeer.

What does Rudolph want for Christmas? A Pony sleigh station.

What is Santa’s dogs name? Santa Paws!

Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks!

What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!

What’s the absolute best Christmas present? A broken drum — you can’t beat it!

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-it is.

What do Santa’s elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.

What do grapes sing at Christmas? ‘Tis the season to be jelly.

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has noel.

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies.

Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed.