Things to Make you go Hmmmm ...

• An onion can make people cry but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. ~ Will Rogers

• When I come to one of the forks in the road of life, I don’t waste time and energy wishing it was a spoon. ~ Miss Piggy

• All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.

• If all is not lost, where is it?

• The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.

• I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through. It was all so different before everything changed.

• The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.