Very Punny Jokes

• What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

• Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it’s over your head.

• I used to hate facial hair... but then it grew on me.

• A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie was everywhere.

• What’s a ninja’s favorite type of shoes? Sneakers.

• What’s the best smelling insect? A deodor-ant.

• What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear.

• Why was the coach yelling at the vending machine? He wanted his quarter back.