Very Punny Music Jokes

How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs.

How many concertmasters does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes four movements.

Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.

Why is a piano so hard to open? Because the keys are on the inside.

What type of music are balloons afraid of? Pop music.