You know you're a Soldier when...

... your wife responds to “hooah” and understands what it means regardless of the context you present it in.

... when in a strange place and needing a restroom, you ask where the latrine is.

... when you’re stopped by police for speeding, you give the excuse that you’ve just returned from Germany where there are no speed limits.

... you’ve ever used your poncho-liner as a bed spread.

... you still have an urge to line up your shoes under your bed.

... when your kids are too noisy, you announce “at ease!”

... you refer to your spouse as “Household 6” or CINC House.”

... your kids can speak three languages by age eight.

... the only suit you own is your Class A uniform.

... you carry your pager to the shower.

... you convince your wife that all ten of your guns are necessary for home protection.

... your family calls you “Sir.”