You might be Canadian if ...

• You have 10 favorite recipes for moose meat.

• You know how to pronounce and spell “Saskatchewan”

• Your municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

• You know that Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores before Christmas.

• You bring a portable TV on a camping trip so that you don’t miss Hockey Night.

• You substitute beer for water when cooking.

• You pity people who haven’t tasted a “beavertail”.

• You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time

• You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

• You have twins named Wayne and Gretzky (alternately Gordie and Howe).

• You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car.

• You know which leaves make for good toilet paper.

• You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.