You’re Canadian If...

• You put on shorts as soon as it hits plus 10, even if there is still snow around.

• You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

• You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing ‘u’s from labor, honor, and color.

• You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

• Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.

• You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

• You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.

• You understand the sentence, “Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine.”

• You drink pop, not soda.

• You go to the washroom, not the restroom or bathroom.

• Someone accidentally stepped on your foot. You apologize.

• You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time.