A Few Great Jokes: Lance-a-lot

Humor
Written By Your West Central Voice

  • Lance isn’t that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called Lance-a-lot.

  • Swords will never go obsolete. They’re cutting edge technology.

  • I asked the IT guy, “How do you make a Motherboard?” He said, “I tell her about my job.”

  • You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it’s $1. That’s inflation for you.

  • I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar.

  • I just got my doctor’s test results and I’m really disappointed. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.

Your West Central Voice
Previous

Cartoon: Math Class
Next

Funny Business: Red Shirt