Housework Humor

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. — Joan Rivers

Composing a piece of music is very feminine. It is sensitive, emotional, contemplative. By comparison, doing housework is positively masculine. — Barbara Kolb

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. — Lettie Cowman

Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day. — Simone de Beauvoir

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. — Erma Bombeck

I love it when my justifications for avoiding housework are actually legitimate. — Julie Kenner

I think housework is far more tiring and frightening than hunting is, no comparison, and yet after hunting we had eggs for tea and were made to rest for hours, but after housework people expect one to go on just as if nothing special had happened. — Nancy Mitford