Lots of Pun
Engineers have made a car that can run on mint. Hopefully, they can make buses and trains run on thyme.
It’s called gross pay because it’s disgusting to see how much money you would have made before taxes.
Plagiarism: Getting into trouble for something you didn’t do.
I was going to tell a carpentry joke, but I couldn’t find any that woodwork.
Velcro is a complete ripoff.
The fact that Head & Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called ‘Knees & Toes’ disappoints me.
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I was walking past a farm and a sign said, “Duck, eggs.” I thought, that’s an unnecessary comma. And then it hit me.
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I sympathize with batteries. I’m not included in anything either.
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Boss told me that as a security guard, it’s my job to watch the office.
I’m on season 6 but I’m not really sure what it’s got to do with security.
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The CEO of Ikea was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden.
He’s currently assembling his cabinet.
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An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol place, drinking spot, place for beer, beer now.
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This morning I saw a person dragging a clam on a leash behind him.
It must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
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Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Me: Word.