Once there was a snowman

Once there was a snowman,

Who stood outside the door,

He wished that he could come inside,

And run about the floor.

He wished that he could warm himself,

Beside the fire, so red,

He wished that he could climb

Upon the big white bed.

So he called to the North Wind,

“Come and help me, pray,

For I’m completely frozen,

Standing here all day.”

So the North Wind came along,

And blew him in the door,

And now there nothing left,

But a puddle on the floor!

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