Penguin in the Desert, and other jokes

1) What is the best kind of cereal to eat in winter? Frosted Flakes!

2) What can you catch with your eyes closed? A cold!

3) What do you get in December that you can’t have in any other month? The letter “D”!

4) What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert? Lost!

5) What is an “ig”? An snow house without a loo!

6) Where do arctic seals go to see movies? The dive-in!

7) What do trees say after a long winter? What a re-leaf...

8) What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

9) What did the walrus say when it was late? Sorry, my iceberg hit a ship.

10) Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!