Psychic Hotline Frog

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened to meet a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, “I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever, feel happy doing so.”

That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, “I don’t THINK so.”

One day this frog was bored, so he decided to call the psychic hotline. The psychic asked the frog “what do you want to know?”

“Tell me something about my love life”, said the frog.

“In the very near future you are going to meet a very beautiful young woman”, said the psychic.

“Cool, where – at a disco or a party?”, said the frog. “No”, the psychic replied. “Next month in her biology class!"