Things Not to Say on Your Valentine's Date

Humor
Written By The Weekly Bean

  • I really don’t like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

  • I used to come here all the time with my ex.

  • I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.

  • Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn’t hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

  • I like clay. It's mushy.

  • I really feel that I’ve grown in the past few years.

  • Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.

  • Are you the internet? Because I'm feeling a connection.

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