These jokes are for the birds...
Mozart sold all his chickens. He said they kept yelling ‘Bach Bach’ all the time.
One of the bird movies got nominated for the Oscars. It was called ‘The Lord of the Wings.’
A proper tweetment is the only solution for a sick bird’s speedy recovery.
The birds like their soup with some extra crowtons.
A velcrow helps keep the crows in a flock.
The crowbar made breaking into the house such an easy task for the birds.
The crows are fond of the telephone wires because they always look forward to making a long-distance caw.
The ducks love to eat quackers with their soups.
Every bird loves the chicken dance because it is poultry in motion.
The woodpecker found a really firm bark. It was so im-peck-able.
A bunch of chickens were playing hide-and-seek. It turned out to be fowl play.
If a chicken was born in the 1960s, it belonged to the funky chicken generation.