Well, that was awkward!

I met a midget once, our conversation was very awkward...
I’m not very good at small talk.

I figured out why I am so shy and awkward
A main part of my body is called the nervous system

I never knew making socially awkward comments was such an important part of playing golf...
But I always hearing the commentators saying "He needs to make this faux pas"

That awkward moment when you tell a chemistry joke,
and don't get a reaction.

I'm glad I didn't go with my awkward girlfriend for her plastic surgery consultation...
She picked her nose.

I became a member of a cult, it’s a group of people that like to be awkward and challenge others.
It’s called the Diffi cult.

Why are penguins socially awkward?
Because they can't break the ice.

What do you call the awkward quiet that comes with sending someone your location on WhatsApp and they do not respond?
Pin drop silence

All vegans are socially awkward
They don't like to meet

We were talking about our cluttered houses and my Grandma said
"When Grandpa and I are dead and gone, feel free to get a dumpster."
And my Dad responds "Wouldn't caskets be more appropriate?"