Did you hear about the sad cranberry? It was actually a blueberry.

Actual calls for help to 1-800 Butterball.

Comments made by famous people, without much thought.

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding just East of Sedan, KS.

Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money.

Lawyers should never ask a Grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter.