A golfer, well into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play one hole at Pebble Beach, California the way the pros do it.

Two friars are having trouble paying off the belfry, so they open a florist shop. Everyone wants to buy flowers from the men of God so business is quickly booming.

When I come to one of the forks in the road of life, I don’t waste time and energy wishing it was a spoon.

If you are not killing plants, you are not really stretching yourself as a gardener.

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

When he came out from under the anesthetic, the doctor was leaning over him anxiously. “Son,” he said, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news.

Though it’s springtime, the temp’rature’s low. It’s damp,and the wind’s all a-blow. And I swear that I heard These words chirped by a bird: “For THIS I flew north? I hate snow!”

AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

The grass is always greener.........When you leave the sprinkler on.