What do mountains wear to stay warm?
Snowcaps of course!
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Lots of Pun
Engineers have made a car that can run on mint. Hopefully, they can make buses and trains run on thyme.
Funny Stories: Peeing in the refrigerator
The doctor says, “Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”
Funny Stories: A bear walks into a bar
A bear walks into a bar... The bartender is extremely busy and looks tired. He eventually makes his way over to the bear.
Funny Business
For a weekend break, three old college buddies go down to Tijuana, Mexico to enjoy a reunion.
Sleep late and fish a little
An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna.
Some great dad jokes before summer ends!
A researcher’s obsession with mixing sand, stones, lime and water has started to yield concrete results.
Laugh: A Rude Parrot and A Little Horse
A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking parrot. He takes the parrot home and tries to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead, the parrot just swears at him.