What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
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You’re Canadian If...
You put on shorts as soon as it hits plus 10, even if there is still snow around.
A Few Jokes: iPhone for Birthday
My daughter want’s the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules.
Back-to-school Groaners
What will happen if you swallow a book of synonyms? “You’ll get thesaurus throat you ever had.”
Female Language
You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can’t Fool Mom.
New Teacher Makes Noise
A head teacher is making his rounds of the school when he hears a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms.
Very funny very short stories
My doctor told me I had Attention Deficit Disorder. He said ‘A.D.D. is a complex disorder, blah, blah, blah…
What’s On EBay?
Item: My Toenail Clippings – 31 inches long. Description: These clipping were done by my teeth about an hour ago…
Golf Humor: My wife is watching
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, and measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.
Living In Today’s World
You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
Funny Stories: His turn with the teeth
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup.